An email I got today:
Just a few politically correct sayings to help you get through the Christmas season………….
Frosty the snowperson
Grandma allegedly got run over by an unidentified non-human perpetrator
Chestnuts roasting on a safely contained, continuously monitored, non-toxic outdoor fire (for which I have a permit)
I saw mommy greeting Santa Claus with a purely plutonic expression of inoffensive mutual affection
Have yourself a merry little day of winter